The Fate of All Humanity

This Spring...

"I'm a mule girl."

"That's probably not something you should
go around saying to everybody."

Our very existence will be threatened...

"What's wrong with a regular shoe??
They look like they'd just fall off.."

"$33 shipping from Malaysia!"

And the fate of all humanity...

"I wonder what size I should order."

"Don't they fwap your heel every time you
take a step? How do you run in them??"

Rests in the hands of one man...

"What if you're being chased by a deranged postal
robber foaming at the mouth and waving a spork?!
How do you get away!? These are the things that run
through my mind as I shop for the perfect pair of shoes."

Like it or not, Pixels for Thought.