And Sometimes Y

Ever notice how those graphing calculators from our school days have this peculiar way of committing suicide by causing the batteries inside to leak deadly acid all over their delicate little electronic brains?


So it's time for a new computer. I've heard a lot about these new-fangled quad and octa core processors, but I think I can one-up that. You see, AMD just spent a ton of money to acquire the manufacturing specifications for these brand new chips based on the well-known "snack strong" process. They've just been released to the public and I intend to get my hands on one. Or three.

Rumor has it that these cpu's come bundled with all sorts of bonus goodies for optimizing the performance of your system.

Actually, I bet I can get all the new hardware I'll need for free if I look in the right places!

There's just one problem with this. These new chips run so hot that I'm going to need some serious cooling power to make sure they don't melt everything they come in contact with. But hey, this is me we're talking about! And, wouldn't you know it, I have the perfect cooling solution in mind. Take a gander at my genius:

Now, while I'm at it, I figure I might as well give myself a good monitor upgrade too. I'll go out and buy a couple state-of-the-art semi-liquid plasma displays! Ah, I can just picture it now. There I'll be, playing the latest and greatest, super graphics-intensive game on my new dual monitors:




And, finally, for the finishing touch I will need to add a bit of flash to my new case so it's pleasing to look at. Blue LED's are all the rage at the moment, but I'm way ahead of the times. I've already got the next big thing in case lighting! That's right, three or four of these babies and no detail in my new computer will go unnoticed. In fact, the light will be so blindingly bright that it'll become one of the few landmarks that can actually be seen from space!




Plan B:




Y moonlights as a vowel. I moonlight as a blogger. What do you moonlight as?



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